- [Bill to Harry:] Did you read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?
[Harry to Bill:] No, sorry. I don't know of it but I hope it makes other people named Harry feel in good company.
- [Bill to Harry:] Have you read big giant Egyptian history books? This new book in 2025 came out called Neferurua, the Pharoah's Daughter. I remember reading about some queen Hatsepshut that had a bunch of drawings of herself with a fake beard and no boobs like a man, and most of them got destroyed or defiled by her own son because Egypt was embarrassed of a woman pharoah or something. It's about their family. Also there was some published fanfiction in Circe's perspective. Weird. Medea makes an appearance and she's as awful as you'd expect.
[Harry to Bill:] OK, that's a lot. I do like history, but to be honest, the ancient history stuff never interested me as much. I've definitely never done a deep dive on your special interest here. I haven't read any "big giant Egyptian history books" at all.
- [Bill to Harry:] Have you heard those theories that Jack the Ripper might have been a woman?
[Harry to Bill:] No! That's wild. I'm not much into true crime either but that would be very interesting if Jack the Ripper turned out to be a woman.
